Drunk Woodcutter
Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.
Full release
Dec 31, 2026
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About This Game
Chop wood, drink beer, hack yourself in the kneecaps. An absurdly escalating woodsplitting sim where booze makes you stronger, and upgrades only get more ridiculous.
5 PM. Time to make some beer money.
Have a sip. What can go wrong?
Onward and upward.
Highlights:
- One button, one swing.
- Upgrades that feel different - no filler material.
- A drunk idiot gets hurt for money!
- Banjos.
GameHubber interest
Not enough ratings yet
Developer and publisher
- Developer:
- ElSchorscho
- Publisher:
- ElSchorscho
Quick facts
- Release
- Dec 31, 2026: Windows
- Last updated
- May 16, 2026
- Storefronts
- Steam
- Genres
- Simulation and Indie
- Tags
- First-Person
- Social styles
- Solo
- Demo
- Not announced
Languages
| Language | Interface | Full audio | Subtitles |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | |||
| German | |||
| Russian |
Age Rating & Interactive Elements
DEJUS 12
Use of alcohol and its effects as a humorous game mechanic. Stylized blood following self-inflicted injury.
Content descriptors
Drogas lícitas, Violência
Support
Controller & Support
Controller support
Full controller support
Device support
Family Sharing
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System Requirements
Minimum
- Details:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS:
- Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor:
- Intel Core i5 / AMD Ryzen 3 or higher
- Memory:
- 4 GB RAM
- Graphics:
- Intel UHD 620 / AMD Radeon Vega 3
- DirectX:
- Version 11
- Storage:
- 1 GB available space
Recommended
- Details:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS:
- Windows 10 / 11 (64-bit)
- Memory:
- 8 GB RAM
- Graphics:
- NVIDIA GTX 1050 / AMD RX 560 (2 GB VRAM)
- DirectX:
- Version 11
- Storage:
- 1 GB available space
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GameHubber interest
Not enough ratings yet
Developer and publisher
- Developer:
- ElSchorscho
- Publisher:
- ElSchorscho
Quick facts
- Release
- Dec 31, 2026: Windows
- Last updated
- May 16, 2026
- Storefronts
- Steam
- Genres
- Simulation and Indie
- Tags
- First-Person
- Social styles
- Solo
- Demo
- Not announced
Languages
| Language | Interface | Full audio | Subtitles |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | |||
| German | |||
| Russian |
Age Rating & Interactive Elements
DEJUS 12
Use of alcohol and its effects as a humorous game mechanic. Stylized blood following self-inflicted injury.
Content descriptors
Drogas lícitas, Violência
Support
Controller & Support
Controller support
Full controller support
Device support
Family Sharing
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